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[30.6s] would be helpful there are malicious entities down here come on you guys are
[35.5s] doing great moot blow harder you're doing great blim like my goodness just
[40.1s] slay me can you do it over here not over here sorry I like to imagine I
[46.1s] got to do it like a big you know wipe of the face the bioluminescence off
[49.8s] it's like with the thaumaturgy still going never mind no rush I got this
[56.4s] one you doing okay Agatha what would you see down there the bioluminescence was
[62.2s] pretty before it started trying to kill us oh the giant bugs are not as
[71.1s] pretty but have a very satisfying crunch not a lot of blame but just
[75.7s] remember if there's like a life-or-death situation could go either
[79.3s] way the mission must continue
[82.9s] welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons I'm your dungeon master Russ More he him
[90.4s] also with me today is Loki loud boy who I will try to edit out of today's
[97.2s] episode but he's having a time so also with me though is Tom Laird hey
[104.3s] that's me he him I am playing moot who also goes by he him Amy More yes
[111.6s] I'm here also firsthand experiencing Loki having a time and I will be playing
[117.3s] Sullivan slight he him and I am she her and Carla Max dead she her playing
[124.0s] glim also she her and Kristen Flemons she her I'm playing Agatha also she
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[164.6s] segue was yeah I'm just on point yeah right into yeah that's good all the
[169.5s] segues are happening mostly Tom segues trying to get all of us to
[173.8s] stop talking as we play the game all of us each the three of us equally
[180.6s] oh yeah yeah yeah not yeah yeah he tries to stop all of us from yeah it's
[187.1s] really a lot of running rough shot over that one yeah yeah all of us are
[192.3s] equally respectful of Tom's game and what he's trying to accomplish yes
[198.5s] fully when Tom messages me that he has something to accomplish I will be
[204.3s] yeah it's true actually though messaging me like days before he's like if you
[211.9s] want a plan I'm here and I'm like I got something don't you yeah it's a
[218.4s] Tom just says open world and Russ just runs yeah I got something don't worry
[223.1s] Russ we could plan this together but instead I'm gonna let you figure it
[226.7s] out it's all good that's correct it's a blast is what it happens and
[231.1s] Kristen we should have you over there because it's a great time that sounds
[234.0s] great right Tom and now Kristen's gonna be there as respectful as respectful as
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[312.3s] asleep but now fuck it let's play. It's been a long journey up Mount
[318.4s] Celestia. Several days to get to the point where we last saw our friends
[324.9s] and then several more days as the journey continues. Where do we find you all now and what are you talking about as you as you feel like to pay based on
[337.9s] Matamar's description you feel like you're getting close to the peak the summit the Bahamut Villa. The penthouse if you will. I think Sully is like kind of like trotting along beside a
[350.7s] gas and like carrying the head for her and like you kind of cut into the middle of a conversation like well I think sometimes letting others go forward and doing all the action and
[361.0s] stand on the sidelines is like one of the bravest things you can do. I think I'm just saying that is an interesting position. Yeah sometimes you just got to hold it back and see what the
[371.5s] scene needs and then you toss in a little chaos and then you step out. Well no I like tossing a rope. Which is like chaotic exit. It's like will it hold won't it hold we don't know what it's tied up to just fall back
[387.4s] it could have been just a big prank. Oh listen because when I was I was I was a boat smith for a while. Naturally. I knew all the knots. I was a pirate. So you know the double figure eight loop de doop. No I'm talking about the knot. Yeah of course I know knots that's why my boats all stay in the harbor. Do they? No. Oh okay we can work on some knots we got a while to go and it's kind of one of those things where it's just like. Alright let's get Nottie up in here.
[417.4s] Moot leans over to Glim and says how long until you think a Gath absolutely loses it. Oh I don't know. Are we on like either side of her but kind of like talking through her. Yeah and like feeling like she's a part of the conversation and she's just like I wish I was.
[435.3s] Just the audible grinding of teeth. Yeah. I have a much longer stride. How do they keep up with me.
[441.1s] Well I get a jog I've got the head like I'm like your assistant. I just want to be a part of something. Okay so Moot I don't want to be like embarrassingly. Okay so maybe you can help me right because we're going to go see.
[458.7s] Oh right of course yes. So like I maybe need because you know when I get there I'm going to be like.
[464.4s] You know yeah yeah right. I mean I know myself well enough to know that that's probably what I'm going to be like so I'm really hoping that you can just like take me down from here just like down to here a little bit so I can not frighten him. Sure.
[484.1s] And like be cool you know like make a good impression. Naturally. So can you help me with that.
[493.4s] I think so.
[495.9s] Do you want to like do some role play. Oh sure yeah 100 percent. Yeah okay.
[501.0s] You'll be Bahamad. Okay.
[503.0s] And I'll be me. Oh do you want to be me. No no no I think it's better if if I'm Bahamad in this situation you can really really get into it. What are you like you're like on a throne or are you just like chilling in a garden. I feel like maybe the latter because he's kind of.
[517.3s] I've seen Bahamad before. It's me Matamar. I was just pacing back because I've got a mind flayer.
[522.7s] Oh oh my god. Okay. It's okay.
[526.2s] Bahamad usually like Bahamad usually like chills in like a hammock and he's like swaying back and forth.
[533.8s] And lets the breeze flow through his hair. Yeah interesting. Alright alright alright.
[540.8s] Okay and scene. Oh hey Bahamad. We're just here we're on a mission to say the word and you know all about it because you gave me that book so it's just. Whoa whoa let's just slow it down a little bit.
[551.5s] Okay wait was that mood as moot or moot as Bahamad I mean. It's me being Bahamad. Okay chill relaxed dude swinging in a hammock Bahamad.
[562.2s] Okay let me try again because maybe that was too much. Okay.
[568.1s] Oh you're bringing in a real energy with you aren't you. Okay that was I went I went in the wrong.
[575.5s] I'm sorry I went in the wrong direction. Okay I'm going to think about it.
[578.4s] Glim do you need a prop. Maybe if you had a prop to work with you could be more focused. That could focus me.
[585.7s] Okay thank you oh god. Maybe you should bring the head. I'm going to toss her the head. Here's the head. Oh it's so it's so sticky.
[592.4s] I wasn't I guess I thought it'd be drier like in the chitin but it's okay. Okay so moot you be Bahamad. Okay.
[601.0s] Okay heads up.
[602.6s] And I throw the head.
[607.5s] It works on two of them. Right. Like you guys are going to play beach volleyball with that thing. Bahamad's such a cool guy.
[615.3s] Is it going to be like the scene from Top Gun because then I'm very interested.
[619.5s] Wait doesn't isn't there a movie where Matthew McConaughey plays beach volleyball. There's got to be one that's a little more.
[625.7s] I feel like there must be right. There has to be. That has to be the central plot of one of them.
[629.7s] We're googling right now. It's very important. I feel like I can picture it in my mind.
[633.8s] But I think I probably just am picturing Val Kilmer in Top Gun with Matthew McConaughey's face.
[640.1s] Same hair though so it's fine. I mean I don't hate that.
[643.7s] Nothing to complain about there. I mean the first picture that comes up on Google Images
[648.3s] is of Matthew McConaughey shirtless with a green bandana sunglasses on the beach.
[657.0s] Sounds like he is or just was playing beach volleyball.
[660.4s] Yeah and then of course because Google Images you know follows the like if you like this image
[664.9s] you're going to like all these images. So there's one two three four five six seven eight nine
[672.5s] ten eleven at least eleven very different beach scenes with different beach shorts in each one.
[680.8s] So he spends a lot of time on the beach so this feels relevant.
[684.5s] Hundred percent he's picked up a volleyball at some point then.
[686.9s] So you're playing volleyball with the head.
[689.2s] Yeah Moot kind of like fumbles the head because he was not expecting the the the toss.
[694.9s] It says I don't think this is the right approach either.
[698.3s] Oh okay I'm gonna I'll just think about it and.
[701.7s] Okay okay maybe. Like you know how you will quite often you know do some praying or
[707.9s] writing in a diary or or that sort of thing. Just just pretend like that's what's happening
[714.2s] when you meet Bahamut. You know obviously pause and wait for him to answer when you've
[720.9s] asked him questions like don't just steamroll through. Not a full self-guided two-hour
[726.1s] meditation. Exactly you need there's some back and forth that needs to happen here.
[731.3s] Do you think I could just borrow your notepad for a second and just jot down
[734.5s] a couple of these ideas and then.
[738.1s] Hundred percent you can.
[739.4s] Thank you oh you're such a good friend.
[742.0s] And I'm gonna toss that head back or did you toss it back to me or do you still have it.
[746.9s] I still have it for the time being.
[748.8s] Okay I'll just leave that with you.
[751.6s] So we all take turns carrying this head up a hill.
[754.1s] Yep that's right.
[755.6s] We we cut ahead several hours and you the the scene around you is very becomes very rocky.
[765.0s] I guess very forested up most of the way up this mountain then it starts to become very rocky
[770.9s] and you find yourselves like in this this foggy cloud that is surrounding or covering
[778.0s] the peak concealing it from from the base of the mountain.
[781.7s] Um you're making your way up through uh scaling rock at certain points.
[788.5s] How does Sully deal with that?
[790.6s] Uh I think pretty good he's got small hands so the like being able to find the hand
[796.9s] holds and the grips and the toe holds uh surprisingly easy for him he's light he's
[802.7s] agile he's dextrous he's got this.
[807.2s] And who's watching Matamor?
[808.9s] Dude's part goat he should be fine.
[811.4s] But he's got a tadpole in his brain.
[814.0s] Right he did share that information.
[817.7s] I had forgotten that information.
[822.4s] Yeah that is the thing anyways uh he is uh is.
[826.8s] Have we had the talk yet of like when it comes time don't worry we'll put you down.
[833.3s] You're having it right now.
[834.9s] So I'm just getting a little air is pretty thin up here.
[840.6s] Yeah for everybody else too.
[842.3s] Isn't it lovely?
[844.7s] Well it's very refreshing.
[846.3s] Yeah yeah it's lovely.
[849.0s] I'm a ground dweller so I prefer like the pressure of the earth above me and below me.
[855.3s] Dude your eyes are like rimmed so red right now.
[858.5s] Well it's just like it's like it's very dusty and it's dusty to everybody else.
[864.9s] No it's kind of like misty foggy so it's moisture in the air.
[870.1s] Yeah no.
[871.2s] Listen man how you feeling?
[873.2s] Well I'm getting a little fatigued more so than usual.
[876.1s] I made this trek a couple times in my time and it was never quite this tired.
[883.0s] But uh doing yeah A plus number one.
[886.9s] A plus?
[887.5s] A plus it's just like a hundred percent.
[890.2s] Giving it a hundred ten percent every time I'll go out on the field.
[893.9s] Just watching these birds fly by.
[895.5s] They're the ones making that weird sound that you're probably hearing.
[899.7s] They're real screechy.
[900.9s] Real screechy birds.
[902.1s] They call them the screechers.
[904.7s] They're they're totally harmless.
[906.6s] Don't worry about them.
[908.1s] They really are great for the ecosystem.
[913.2s] Listen buddy.
[916.6s] So like.
[920.7s] I can't do it Glim.
[922.0s] This whole time Glim has been totally silent ever since Moot was practicing because she's
[927.7s] been like really kind of playing all these options through in her mind about like well
[932.4s] maybe I could do that and I can do that and I'm maybe no I can't go for a high five like
[938.9s] what if he doesn't go and then it's awkward or like can't hug and so that's just an
[944.0s] interior uh monologue for the last however long two hours we've been hiking.
[950.4s] Um sorry Sully.
[951.7s] What was that?
[952.9s] Oh uh well we're just having the talk right now.
[959.1s] Like the sex talk?
[959.7s] No not the sex talk.
[960.9s] I've heard that before.
[963.3s] Okay great.
[963.7s] But the talk about Mademoiselle and how he could be maybe not feeling good.
[975.2s] Because uh right you did mention I don't want to put words in your mouth but I feel
[982.9s] like you did mention that you might have something growing.
[987.7s] Like a possibility of like.
[989.7s] Like maybe there's a foreign invader kind of um.
[993.6s] Wrapped around the stem of my my brain.
[996.5s] Yeah yeah yeah yeah so.
[1002.1s] So at what so like let's just say that I was bitten by a zombie right.
[1009.2s] Okay.
[1009.6s] And it was like you know it not fast acting or anything like that but I knew at one point
[1016.5s] I was going to change and and eat my friends.
[1021.9s] Right.
[1022.9s] So I probably have a conversation with my friends about at what point we would
[1030.6s] like to stop that from happening so I didn't eat my friends and they die.
[1037.7s] Wow okay so.
[1039.3s] Does that feel perhaps applicable to you?
[1042.2s] Well I mean it feels relevant that if you have a time of which you
[1046.1s] want us to off you before you become a zombie.
[1049.1s] No not me I have not actually been bitten by a zombie.
[1052.3s] Right we're talking about the brain.
[1053.7s] You're talking about your yeah.
[1056.2s] Well before it breaks forth but not until we've given it enough time to maybe make it like
[1065.1s] we just got to crest through these clouds and then I feel like we're just like right there.
[1069.6s] Like I can probably make it.
[1071.3s] Oh god hold on uh group huddle not you madama.
[1076.2s] Are we bringing just like a ticking time bomb up to Bahamut?
[1081.8s] So is it bad we're bringing him because he's definitely turning into like a weird mind flayer
[1088.0s] or is it good because more proof like head and then also like.
[1093.4s] And brainstemmy thingy.
[1094.6s] And maybe Bahamut could like fix them.
[1096.9s] Maybe he could help them.
[1097.7s] Anyone can cure him I would hope Bahamut would.
[1104.0s] Right so all we have to do is stop him from like turning totally bad and terrible
[1110.5s] for like however long it's going to take like just like a few minutes or you know
[1116.5s] just maybe if we keep him talking and we know if he starts acting.
[1120.4s] Should we like tie him up or something?
[1122.0s] I have a net.
[1125.3s] What if.
[1125.9s] You could yeah.
[1128.3s] What if it's like a butterfly net
[1133.2s] and can just carry him around in it.
[1136.6s] And you could like maybe put it on Rax's like saddle and we can just.
[1142.4s] Yeah and he is really tired anyway.
[1144.9s] Like not drag him behind obviously that would be very cruel and rude.
[1149.5s] Yes but just like it's like him getting carried up on I mean it would be kind of nice
[1156.6s] probably he's really tired.
[1157.9s] He's so tired.
[1159.1s] He seems to know that you know the end could be nigh but maybe not but just in case it is.
[1165.3s] Yeah.
[1165.7s] It'd be better to have him in a net than not in a net.
[1172.4s] Yeah net better than not for sure.
[1177.8s] Okay so it's settled.
[1179.3s] Yes.
[1196.6s] Hey Mademar.
[1198.1s] Hey.
[1199.2s] You're tired hey buddy.
[1200.9s] Yeah sun's going down.
[1205.1s] It's time for Mademar's last ride.
[1208.5s] That's right big guy.
[1210.1s] Sun's getting real low.
[1212.5s] Why are you comparing him to the Hulk?
[1216.3s] You don't know Mademar.
[1218.2s] You don't know his story.
[1220.5s] Okay so yeah you know you're getting real tired hey.
[1224.7s] Yeah.
[1225.0s] What if you're crawled into this net here and we just lean it over the saddle
[1231.5s] and you can take it's kind of like a hammock right guys.
[1235.2s] Very much.
[1236.0s] Here's Bahamut's hammock.
[1237.7s] Me and Bahamut that's one thing we have in common is how much we love hammocks.
[1242.0s] So you can just chill out in there you can just keep talking to us let us know how
[1247.5s] you're feeling but just in case something goes sideways you're in a net.
[1251.7s] Love it okay.
[1253.1s] And then maybe when we get there Bahamut can fix you up.
[1255.7s] Bada bing bada boom.
[1257.8s] Papa John's.
[1262.1s] Agath I can't actually like lift him in this thing.
[1265.4s] Yeah upsy's.
[1267.0s] I've got this.
[1269.4s] Tuck him in.
[1271.0s] Nice little.
[1272.4s] Thank you yes.
[1273.7s] Little swaddle.
[1274.5s] I tie a knot at the top.
[1275.7s] Yeah a little tighter.
[1279.3s] That's just like just the way I used to do it.
[1281.8s] We're weird about it.
[1282.9s] No it's okay it's in our culture.
[1286.5s] Okay up on the saddle he goes.
[1290.4s] Oh all right he's out.
[1294.9s] That's sort of sweet.
[1298.9s] I really hope we don't have to kill him.
[1300.9s] Yeah that would be quite it's like I mean are there any of them left.
[1305.7s] Exactly what if he's the last of his kind.
[1308.9s] Oh Russ is making some very uncomfortable nods.
[1311.5s] Yeah nodding shrugging shaking his head it's very confusing.
[1315.0s] I mean half a bottle of wine Russ is indecisive.
[1317.6s] I mean think about it though if he is the last one like there's no other one.
[1321.3s] Isn't that worse in a way.
[1323.3s] Yeah like so sure.
[1327.9s] What is it Schrodinger's.
[1329.4s] Cat.
[1329.7s] Cavern.
[1331.3s] I know it's the cat but I'm thinking the cavern the cavern.
[1333.7s] Schrodinger's matamars.
[1336.0s] The cavern that you you made it in and he fell asleep you didn't see any other ones
[1340.6s] but he went in there so as far as you know there's an entire village.
[1343.7s] Right that's true and if we don't look.
[1345.9s] You never know.
[1346.7s] They are and aren't in there at the same time.
[1349.7s] That's the name of this episode Schrodinger's.
[1352.3s] Cavern matamar.
[1353.4s] Cavern cat matamar.
[1354.9s] Wait matamar is a what.
[1356.8s] Schrodinger's catamar.
[1359.9s] I mean you've created this little dude you should probably name his race.
[1363.0s] You know what I probably should.
[1364.6s] There's going to be a backstory episode where everything was revealed but nobody
[1367.9s] has exclusively asked him and now he's asleep so you can't.
[1370.3s] Well that's awkward you're not that's not a question you ask.
[1374.1s] Exactly that's all I'm saying.
[1375.4s] So what are you we can't that's no.
[1379.0s] That's right up there with where are you from.
[1381.4s] No no where are you from.
[1382.5s] Yeah exactly.
[1383.2s] Yeah Chicago yeah no really yeah exactly can't do that.
[1386.8s] You can't do that.
[1387.3s] We're not those people.
[1388.0s] We're not those people.
[1389.7s] So now I'm curious you've got to like create.
[1392.1s] Join us at Patreon.com dumb dragon cast and sometime between now and the next three years
[1397.4s] I will have created a backstory episode for matamar exclusively which encompasses the
[1403.8s] entire species of his people and who they are and what they are and why they have
[1411.7s] so many pop culture references from the real world.
[1414.9s] Right that is an interesting twist.
[1417.0s] It is yeah it's something that I have not consciously thought of but just kept
[1421.9s] doing so now I was like committed to it.
[1424.1s] Yeah he's like hey you guys you guys up to date on stranger things or what.
[1427.4s] Yeah I think that's great it's kind of like you guys seen enchanted right.
[1431.6s] There's a portal to the regular human world there probably is for these dudes.
[1435.7s] He's watching Netflix just like everybody else.
[1438.5s] Exactly all right we've stalled long enough it's time to crest through the clouds.
[1444.2s] Hmm you continue to climb after having slung a matamar around racks and I said there were
[1451.9s] like steep sheer faces but racks is a real good climber can't do bridges very well
[1456.5s] but does steep rock faces like a pro.
[1463.4s] Because we don't need another episode of trying to get a horse through.
[1466.1s] No we're just going to go this is what we're doing now.
[1468.7s] You've done it once you know that that conversation happened.
[1472.5s] Now we fast forwarded it you know what even just gives like a here's this here's there's
[1477.7s] a sheer rock face in front of you somebody give me a how are we going to get racks up that.
[1482.3s] How we can get racks up that thing.
[1484.8s] We cut ahead racks is up the sheer rock.
[1487.3s] He did it I don't even know why I asked.
[1489.2s] And you crest through the clouds and as you crest through the clouds the sun
[1492.9s] is beating down upon you ever so brightly the warmth is healing in its in its nature
[1501.2s] and the fatigue that you were feeling from your your extensive climb is dissipating.
[1509.2s] You see up ahead of you a small village tiny huts scattered around the peak of this mountain
[1519.4s] and even in the sky around you floating mountains in and of themselves with waterfalls
[1528.5s] cascading off of them and down the mountain peaks around you.
[1533.1s] Sorry question these floating mountains miniature mountains giant mountains I'm not sure like
[1540.1s] did we reach the peak and then above that there is now just like yeah a whole other
[1547.7s] world of mountains.
[1548.5s] Yeah look we've gone on a side quest in the other storyline now we need to keep climbing
[1552.4s] mountains in this storyline not with anything really interesting just with climbing more
[1557.2s] mountains no no they are like mountain peaks so there are more like mountain peaks so on each
[1567.6s] peak there are more of these tiny huts and buildings and people's and at the peak of the
[1579.0s] one that you are on you see a singular small hut with like a little wisp of what looks like a
[1589.3s] smoke from a fire there's a tree the tree with like little birds fluttering around it
[1596.9s] that's still a distance away at a plateau down around that is a small makeshift city
[1605.1s] and as you continue to climb Glim how are you feeling as you're approaching this
[1610.5s] this mecca of Bahamania?
[1615.0s] I think Bahamania is probably the right way to describe what Glim is feeling she's like
[1623.3s] shaking like okay which is a bit funny because she's met him but this is a different him like
[1629.7s] that him got rescued and was like well you met him when he was unconscious too
[1634.9s] like you didn't it just was a different kind of vibe than like Bahamet and his prime and we're
[1642.9s] like in his place and yeah so heart pounding despite the the healing sunshine just like so
[1653.4s] anxious but excited happy excited okay okay it looks like again you're kind of spiraling here
[1662.1s] oh thank you for noticing it really I I am I think I'm gonna be okay though maybe I should
[1667.8s] just not um what if I just don't take the lead that is a great idea because if anyone
[1679.7s] here is gonna totally freak the fuck out it's me yeah it's true you're you may mess
[1684.5s] everything up no offense Glim but it would totally be on accident Moot you're like so
[1689.4s] calm and like chill and stuff I'll probably swear and offend him like maybe you should
[1694.6s] introduce us and like say like what we're here for I mean yeah I I guess I could probably do that
[1701.5s] I mean I'm a little nervous but yeah sure yeah well you're just so like chill and succinct
[1705.7s] you probably been writing everything down Flamikinskins is just gonna try fuck them it's
[1709.9s] gonna be weird no it's gonna happen later it's not like it's like right hey hey hello
[1715.6s] like a Gotham I have been talking about it like she's been giving me what yeah oh no she's not
[1721.7s] encouraging this but also no offense to Goth you're just probably gonna come off just maybe a
[1726.0s] little too doom and gloom and abrasive and like like we we want to like lead up to it not just
[1733.4s] I've heard that it's not a bad thing it's actually probably very helpful in so many
[1739.7s] situations I mean I'm not the person for this job either I think it's got to be Moot
[1744.5s] I'll give it my best shot that's all anybody can hope oh my god stop Flamikinskins doom will
[1751.5s] have to be a component yeah no doom and gloom has to play a part obviously because
[1756.2s] I mean it's like hey Bahamut what you doing we'll fuck later no so the world's gonna end
[1764.2s] real sad we should probably fuck over it wow fuck over it it's like talk it over but like
[1770.9s] like fuck it over I don't think that's also what that means either I think you shouldn't talk at all
[1779.7s] okay well we'll go for drinks later because like we got some time obviously I mean uh yeah yeah I
[1785.7s] mean you said the bugs things those were relevant uh in the situation that we're trying
[1790.4s] to avoid uh so we don't have a lot of time but I see like a bar up there like there's
[1795.1s] probably some fun being had you look ahead and as you are coming up to the edge of the city
[1801.9s] there are people of all types and you're walking through the town and there is a
[1809.5s] there is a swinging sign kind of gently swaying in the breeze and it says the most
[1814.5s] devout bar and grill just down the street though Sully sees the devout bar and grill
[1823.4s] and is like oh I had a question is Amy not a Sully okay uh you said all sorts of people are
[1831.4s] these like demigods to be living among the god like what kind of what kind of Athenian
[1838.5s] Olympian situation yeah going on yeah this this definitely has a vibe of there are there are
[1846.1s] like angels and demigods and like you get a glim probably specifically uh maybe it gets a vibe of
[1854.1s] like some of these people probably are dragons in a humanoid form transform I bet it's hard
[1861.1s] to get into a bar as a dragon well the size is a problem yeah it's just their insurance it
[1866.6s] doesn't cover it you gotta have they get drunk they burn the place down it's a whole
[1871.1s] you know how many pints of meat you gotta drink your dragon size is crazy very expensive in this
[1876.8s] economy in this economy price of gas to get up this mountain am i right man inflation you know
[1885.5s] what I mean but you also get a sense that there are regular old people and by regular
[1891.7s] old people I mean like pAlydins and clerics and devout and followers of Bahamut coming to
[1900.2s] seek something for themselves you over here conversations of like large battles happening
[1905.8s] in Bahamut's name and others of a more monk or cleric types speaking of the peaceful ways
[1914.4s] that they are trying to affect the world in Bahamut's name is are any of those battles
[1921.7s] like that they're talking about like recognizable as like where we could pinpoint
[1927.1s] where we are in time maybe oh like yeah i've heard of the battle of oh shit that was
[1933.2s] one week before everything went south right oh chris is paying attention you guys right i know
[1939.5s] i'm just wandering through those magical village roll a history and we'll use that to determine
[1945.7s] what you over here do i over here are you actively listening no um 21 being honest amy
[1952.5s] wants to actively listen sully's not actively listening he's looking around being like what's
[1957.4s] this what's this there's powder everywhere save it for our musical episode 21 for sure
[1966.1s] you overhear some that place uh battles like even pre cult of dragon like these are battles
[1976.7s] of like a talking of historical kind of events big events but then you catch
[1987.0s] as you are walking nearest to the most about bar and grill there's a group of
[1995.5s] i don't want to say broey but probably broey pAlydins talking about a battle that sounds
[2003.2s] uh reminiscent to you and that it was relatively close to the point when portals started to open
[2013.2s] up it was a battle that happened in a town called flair heart a town called flair heart at
[2021.4s] the base of the spine of the world and there was one of these portals that opened up and
[2027.4s] strange creatures started to pour out and there was a large fight against them to drive them back
[2034.1s] and thought it was successful and these pAlydins are talking about that and how they they they
[2039.8s] put them back where they were and you know ah it was so easy right like we were just we came
[2045.3s] in swinging on maces and it was like hey bahamut he's a real cool guy yeah i was like
[2051.7s] playing 18 rounds of golf i was just hitting them hitting them right back into that portal
[2057.3s] right back in swing best four under par thank you bahamut so aghast with all of the uh social
[2066.1s] graces that you would expect um just immediately is like right up on their table like looking
[2071.7s] down on them battle of flair heart how long ago
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[2106.9s] my head so yes it was to a tune not specifically a pop pop culture tune i'm so rich we're not
[2114.1s] desperate let's we're not desperate but but you listener like you specifically yeah you that
[2120.3s] we would really like that one right there you with the hair you and the hat uh and the
[2124.8s] smile oh you took the bote off so that's it you could be you too it looks good you should put it
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[2301.0s] do you speak common oh sorry you're talking to us i thought cool so i forgot that you were
[2308.1s] saying to the bros uh oh yeah it was like i thought you were going to everybody else like
[2314.1s] how long ago was that that was like 10 10 and a half years ago nope uh uh yeah yeah
[2319.2s] what are you talking about bladder flare i was like a couple days ago uh we we just like hop
[2324.2s] skipped and jumped up here we're like we're gonna go tell bahamut how great we did in his
[2328.5s] name oh so great yeah in the middle of this person talking she grabs one of their beers
[2334.2s] and walks away back to the group yeah you're gonna have to no it's it's fine it's fine
[2339.5s] we got it we got it bomb that's gonna bless and bestow us upon all the greatness that
[2344.6s] he's gonna do glim's like embarrassed these are like the the most recent like
[2357.4s] i'm the only bahamut follower that you guys really know very well and i'm so embarrassed that this
[2364.3s] is like oh my god do they think they can't they're so embarrassing glim is this like a
[2371.5s] they should only be she's overwhelmed with the intensity of uh are we are are we in the bar now
[2380.6s] uh so nice sorry about the weather's nice all the time there's a lot of al fresco situation
[2391.0s] i'm there yeah i was picturing like a beach bar you know where it's like open and there's the
[2395.5s] bar that opens there is the sound of waves you're not sure where they're coming from
[2399.8s] but people are are shredding waves somewhere yeah that's it that's what they do on them
[2404.5s] yeah yeah and they're also snowboarding yeah sure yeah yeah absolutely it's waterfalls
[2412.1s] it's fine yeah there's snowboarding there's water i'm just juxtaposing everything that
[2421.7s] we're saying yeah sorry it's hot it's also cold though too it's real cool yeah
[2428.3s] um yeah so i was picturing like you know agus storming over to these guys on the patio grabbing
[2433.3s] their beer and coming back to the group with with the pint just like the battle of flair heart
[2439.1s] three days ago we have less time oh that means we we have and he saw he's counting on his
[2447.6s] fingers and he's like four yeah that's not a lot of time no that's that's less i was
[2454.5s] hoping we were further back yeah we kind of need to um oh my god you guys we're gonna have to live
[2459.8s] through the worst bit again not if we stop it no we won't we'll just we'll just make it happen
[2465.7s] no because the worst bit's not gonna happen now well no but what if we're here to stop
[2469.8s] and we have to is it all over again what if i lose my other eye what if i'm blind what if
[2477.3s] what if it's all right we're not gonna let that happen to you sully
[2481.3s] uh uh okay hey sully yeah it's gonna be okay no we're not fucking it doesn't matter don't
[2488.5s] worry about it you're not my type i'm worried about it now i just said i just said you're not
[2500.4s] my time that does not negate that don't worry about it don't worry about it oh sorry
[2510.3s] friends here
[2514.4s] okay yeah no you know i'm gonna get it together because it's a mission and you know yeah no we
[2520.2s] should probably like make our way to bahamut or see what other kind of sites are around this
[2524.1s] town here uh yeah the first one yeah definitely the first one yeah i think the first one if
[2528.5s] you want to go see some sites we could pick you up on the way back no i mean we got a
[2532.3s] message to deliver i'm nothing if not uh on time with my deliveries if you know what i'm
[2538.5s] saying oh god i do not i don't want to you don't want to i think that we were talking about the
[2546.5s] sex thing earlier agoth and you deliver it this whole time has flamingo been trying to teach
[2553.1s] her innuendo and it's when you've got it's when you got to me and i can't even do the
[2559.9s] what are you delivering yeah um you want me to say it out loud
[2569.7s] i feel like you've backed yourself into this corner russ what's happening now my vagina is
[2573.9s] what i'm delivering huh yeah how can a vagina be late i'm just curious you know what i am
[2580.5s] immediately sorry are you are you curious nope silly because i feel like i just feel like
[2585.9s] i put my i just put my my my my my i was gonna say nose in other people's businesses and now it
[2592.0s] just seems wrong but it's just like you know somebody says someone says something and i
[2597.3s] immediately feel like i have to respond it's something that now is part of a very long list
[2602.1s] of negative traits i'm finding about myself but it's okay because bahama is gonna fix
[2606.7s] everything look sully a vagina is never late it's there when you need it unless it's pregnant
[2611.6s] boom and he strides away but like not fast because he's got teeny tiny legs so
[2626.1s] oh it's so confusing it is yeah none of this is we made it to bahamut town bahamut
[2632.8s] bahamut city so naturally we need yes yes that's it now we need to say vagina the most times we
[2642.0s] ever have that's true we've had a lot of dick jokes in the past and i feel like the
[2646.1s] vagina has been ignored that's true let's get into it classic am i right it's happening
[2653.6s] you're welcome you guys it's been quite the dry spell of like dick jokes and stuff so here
[2658.7s] yeah it's been real dark and depressing really yeah it's been hard to make dick jokes in the
[2662.9s] darkest time you don't want to be like things don't matter people are dying
[2669.9s] a god's buried in a cave exactly yeah i can't do that yeah no sorry everybody this has been
[2677.7s] your uh why we haven't done a lot of dick jukes jik jukes interlude
[2682.6s] uh-huh all right back to it you uh carry on down the street away from the most devout bar and
[2689.7s] grill and you pass by several other uh several other stores and less devout places less devout
[2698.1s] places what is the economy like in bahamutopolis yeah i feel like are things just free are they
[2704.9s] beyond money uh no no uh no oh no it's harsh right no no you hear from another patio being like
[2722.3s] they're they're just not fungible and did you get the bahama tokens dude like i
[2730.5s] i had one but it wasn't the funged version i gotta get the non-fungible non-fungible they just can't
[2736.9s] be funged all right uh we make jokes about this because we don't know what it is because we don't
[2743.4s] understand it's terrifying to me yeah but it could be the way of the future oh god does that
[2749.2s] not terrify everybody uh but right now uh uh bahamutopolis uh is uh appears to be driven
[2758.6s] by a a gold driven economy uh very much like everything else it appears this uh this city
[2766.5s] portion you are in uh appears like any other city aside from all of the majestic statues
[2773.5s] of uh various platinum dragons various platinum dragons i mean there's a lot of platinum dragon
[2780.1s] but there's various statues of different poses i was gonna say there's is he like like a lot
[2786.7s] of like like bro poses yeah there's there's some of those uh there's some where he's very stoic
[2794.8s] as you get nearer towards so there's the one where he's dabbing yeah the dabbing one is by
[2799.6s] the dance hall yeah the bahama square oh no the yeah deep thinking yeah what is that even called
[2809.4s] does that have a name i don't know that yeah i don't know that grow on the chance thinking
[2815.4s] no it's the gross boy i have just named it it's when you you know you put your chin
[2821.9s] in between like in the crook of your thumb and your pointer finger like you're like doing
[2825.5s] like finger guns pew pew and you're like um like no i'm gonna keep doing it it's called
[2830.0s] gross boy yeah it's gonna help yeah yeah yeah we're not gonna google that somebody tell us
[2834.8s] in the comments uh there's no comments on podcast tell us in the comments no that's not
[2840.7s] like comment subscribe the complete opposite of me can you believe it yeah
[2848.9s] everybody who's listening you would think that i had planned something more majestic for this
[2854.9s] but really what i have written down here is the most about bar and grill which is a lot
[2860.3s] of bros we have bahama's home which we've already described but have yet reached uh there's
[2864.8s] the there's a museum that you walk up to yeah oh last time we were in a museum didn't go
[2869.7s] bahama's museum you haven't been in the museum that was the other crew so there are two separate
[2875.7s] museums that we've walked into one had grants is talking to a group of school children right
[2882.3s] yep it's imagine how that goes and you walk up to bahama's museum uh there is an attached
[2889.9s] gift shop bahama bobblehead puppets you see actually as you pass the gift shop glim what's
[2896.4s] your passive perception i'm gonna get passive just because you are in such a place in a confusing
[2902.6s] place because of the most of our bar and grill where it's like holy fuck uh but also all of
[2908.5s] the majesty around you yeah all the like cool bahamut stuff and then like the other followers
[2914.6s] so i'm like i don't know if you guys really get it uh 11 it's my passive person okay not
[2921.1s] super great but you a catch out of the corner of your eye like there's in the middle of this
[2927.7s] gift shop area there appears to be a like glass case with a very familiar looking
[2936.1s] uh piece of paper folded paper illuminated by the by light
[2943.5s] uh
[2951.3s] i actually thought it was a good uh clarification because i thought you meant illumination like
[2956.7s] monk writing you know with the fanciness kind of like uh a pot light above illuminated by a
[2963.7s] light i just missed the a conjoiner okay you see it and there's this paper it gives you like
[2969.4s] this uh you're not really paying attention to it as you walk by but as soon as you see it there's
[2973.9s] like this this moment of recognition and i'm just gonna stop and turn and look at it and as you
[2980.5s] turn and look at it you see one of your old pamphlets in this in this glass case in the
[2988.5s] middle of this gift shop
[2992.4s] uh guys when it what look at it make false sentences that's from glim okay but look and
[3000.8s] the light and then it's illuminated and then that's remember i give those out and are you
[3005.6s] guys is that a pamphlet oh my god wow i really thought they were all just so long gone i mean
[3012.8s] oh yeah didn't because i mean even before things got really bad people like i got us kicked out of
[3018.6s] so many quite often arrested yeah oh well you might be kind of a big deal here so i guess he
[3026.1s] like i mean of course he knows us i was gonna say i guess he must like know who we are but
[3030.8s] of course he does because we're on a mission to save the world and he sent you obviously
[3034.2s] bahamut would know about that so but this oh yeah somehow that kind of caught me down a
[3040.2s] little bit like took me back to you know like the good old days when we would just
[3046.0s] kind of cruise around and make friends and try and like steal off boats and give out pamphlets
[3052.4s] and light people on fire for touching our donkey you know just like fun stuff kid stuff
[3059.0s] right we've come so far we were so young okay let's go moot i feel like pretty okay
[3066.8s] okay i'm not gonna lose it i believe in you glim so i just said we were so young isn't he only like
[3074.0s] 28 now 10 years in the future for me yeah but it was a hard 10 years yeah yeah you'd have no idea
[3081.4s] that we're all in our 20s and be like are you about your 40 year old they're all totally
[3085.3s] gray uh yeah we haven't said before but yeah yeah it's been time has not been kind darkest
[3091.1s] timeline ages you yeah yeah but mood is totally down with adopting that silver fox mentality
[3097.7s] yeah you got it you carry on through the city you see many other things many other very
[3102.5s] kitschy things as far as what you uh had hoped for or had thought about when you uh reached
[3109.7s] this uh plateau or this plaza this uh state that you could being so close to bahamut in his
[3118.6s] home and hometown you walk around there's a a spiral pathway that follows all the way up to
[3129.1s] the top of the peak of this mountain and you it seems like you're going on forever as you do it
[3138.3s] and you finally after is only a few minutes but seems like an eternity
[3144.9s] reach the top of this mountain and it opens into this uh small plateau there is a burning
[3152.5s] uh what looks like a a smoldering fire out in the center of this area there are a couple
[3160.5s] of benches along the side nobody's seated at them um there's a small modest shack you could
[3169.0s] say nothing overstated nothing overdone there's the tree that you saw as you kind of crested
[3176.9s] and began to see everything before you flitting about this tree are several canaries flying
[3184.1s] around through the air and landing back on it and off and around a corner that wasn't visible
[3190.1s] from your position down below are two larger trees and a a hammock strung between them
[3198.4s] swaying back and forth in the wind with a a figure lying prone and presumably asleep
[3207.3s] as you approach this small home area as we walk up zellie looks to his left and sees
[3219.2s] uh take a number ticket dispenser fishing back in five and it's like taking what all right
[3230.1s] and he pulls out a number from it and it's number like i don't know four billion one hundred
[3240.2s] like it's a it's a ridiculously large number like you need another ticket because the number
[3244.7s] continues yeah i'm just continually pulling it is this a joke what is this uh you see out in the
[3252.3s] in the sky uh a number illuminated and it says number 75 oh my god
[3275.7s] Dumbgeons and Dragons season two episode 126 starring Amy More as sullivan sleight
[3282.5s] carla max dead is glim tom layered as moot kristin Flemmons as a goth and Russ More is
[3288.1s] your dungeon master editing production and sound design by Russ More this episode featured music
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[3342.0s] Moot you get a very you you can feel the anxiety coming off of glim. What do you what
[3347.6s] do you do for glim? Uh let me see if I have anything in my spell list that I could just like
[3354.8s] help her out with. I don't think so. A lot of it is like mind sliver but like a positive version
[3362.9s] of mind sliver. I mean wild magic is edible. I can just chill out a little bit. Uh yeah I know
[3369.8s] I don't really have anything even like words that spell wise. That's true. I should have
[3376.1s] been a bro. Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.